Don't Want to Go to School

Mom goes to her son's room to wake him up.
Mom; "Okay, son, time to wake up! Time for school!"
Son; "I don't want to go to school!"
Mother; "You must, son, now come on!"
Son; "I don't want to go! The kids all make fun of me. They hit me. They throw things at me! I don't want to go!"
Mother; "Son, you know you have to go to school."
Son; "Why do I have to go to school?"
Mother; "Because you're the PRINCIPAL!"